Dear Lovers and Haters Alike:
Happy Frickin’ V-Day! I decided to share one of my favorite cd mixes with you. In video form! The theme of this mix is (roughly) Effed-Up Relationships, as reflected in the title. Specifically those I was involved in during my late teens and early 20′s. Well, except the last track. That’s basically my ‘Funky Town‘ (the whack song you play to signify the end of the party) …but murder ballads Rule so listen to it!
I tossed this together in 2007. The videos are in the exact same order as the tracks on my mix. I tried to find as many dark and horror-related videos as I could. And yes, I know the selection shows my age…and that I didn’t embed the vids. I couldn’t care a fluffly fuck less. Heh. Enjoy!
-Hakk Wylde!
AM I GOOD ENUFF…FOR YOU.
1. Type O Negative - Love You To Death
If you like that, then buy THIS. Someone had the good sense to layer Type O Negative over our favorite rat-in-the-gutter-vamp, Count Orlock (aka Dracula, if you can afford the rights. heh).
BLAKEST OF THE BLAK
2. Danzig – Her Black Wings
When Danzig was still kinda cool.
I DON’T CARE IF YOU DON’T WANT ME
3. Marilyn Mansun – Put A Spell On You
Ah, Mr. Mansun. Making Sinatra sinister for the horror-hearted everywhere.
IF THERE WAS ONLY SOMETHING BETWEEN US…OTHER THAN OUR CLOTHES
4. David Bowie – Heart’s Filthy Lesson
Haven’t learned it Yet… Is there gonna be a quiz?
SO NOWWW YOU LISTENNN…
5. Faith No More – Zombie Eaters
Omniscient, my ass.
I’D KILL YOU…FOR MYSELF
6. Pantera – This Love
If I don’t get to you first, buddy.
YOUR FAVORITE SLAVE…
7. Depeche Mode – In Your Room
Mmmmmm…nomNomNOM!
NOW THAT THE SMOKE’S GONE
8. Filter – Hey Man Nice Shot
Also featured in Demon Knight (1995)
I have a soft spot for this film. Plus, best krazy Billy Zane other than in Dead Calm (1989)
YOU WANT WHALE SPERM WITH THAT?
9. Concrete Blonde – Everybody Knows
Also featured in its original form (by Leonard Cohen) in Pump Up The Volume (1990)
Come on. Don’t even Try to tell me that you didn’t buy this soundtrack if you are anywhere from 33 to 40 today. I call Bullshit.
SHE’S RUNNIN’ FROM HERSELF
10. Death Angel – Veil of Deception
I resemble that remark.
COS BABY, I’M NOT! …F-FUH-FUH FOOLIN’!
11. Def Leppard – Foolin’
Camel Toe Joe strikes again. That glowing white ‘peen-vag’ is Terrifying!
AND I’M WATCHING YOU…
12. Queensrÿche - Gonna Get Close To You
Awww…he’s So Close to her.
MOVIN’ UP SLOWLY
13. Massive Attack – Inertia Creeps
One of my favorite videos OF ALL TIME. Dark. Sexy. Sinister. Breathtaking.
YOU MAKE THIS ALL GO AWAY
14. NIN – Something I Can Never Have
And isn’t that just the way of things?
DANCING WITH FIRE ON THE EDGE
15. The Tea Party – Fire In The Head
I miss this band SO MUCH.
SHE WAS SCREAMIN’ AS SHE FELL
16. The Violent Femmes – Country Death Song
“…but I never heard her hit.”
